nosdrinker:

ball is death

(via revengeance)

when I saw this I thought it was a lobster the size of a planet chilling with half its body in space

when I saw this I thought it was a lobster the size of a planet chilling with half its body in space

(via 19o1)

adultinsect:

punkedited:

Request - mcdonaldsguy


OMG this is the best one

adultinsect:

punkedited:

Request - mcdonaldsguy

OMG this is the best one

(via knightscrest)

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

(via egobus)

  • White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
  • Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
  • Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

(via null-set)

I thought you might want to know why I would be willing to risk your life for several small machines. 

I think I understand the predicament you were in. It could not have been an easy choice. 

No, sir, it was not.

(via 19o1)

  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

(via natawhat)